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Posted on August 29, 2008
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Sioux City Journal Gushes over the arrival of Olive Garden

deleteyourself:

If there is one thing you read on the internet today, it should be this. I am SHOCKED this isn’t satire.

To Siouxland residents, many of whom consider themselves connoisseurs of fine food, a city is not a city without an Olive Garden. So as of Monday, Sioux City becomes a real city.

The community’s reaction is completely understandable.  Olive Garden is the greatest restaurant ever sporting both the 5k, and the 10k (for those in the know).  I’d say their salad is quite possibly the greatest thing ever created.  I hope people stand in line for days in anticipation.  I’m almost tempted to fly up just to do so.